The Life and Times of Warren Hansen

We went on an awesome little hike this morning to a small waterfall. It’s the only interesting thing to see in the entire area, but I wasn’t super motivated to go see it, which is why it took 5 months for it to happen. We walked through the jungle on an unmarked trail, scaring away tropical birds and trying not to get bitten by too many insects when the waterfall just appeared out of nowhere. We were the only people there so we got to take some decent pictures. Then we went back to our apartment and made French toast for breakfast. It was fun to change up our P-day schedule for the day. Our […]

It was a long week, and it’s still incredible hot, but we are finally getting water delivered again. The work has been frustratingly slow and Carnaval has literally been leading people to choose devil worship over the Lord. Tomorrow I’ll have been on the mission for 6 months. My Spanish has improved so much. I’m very far from being fluent and my accent is a weird mix of gringo and Argentine, but I can pretty comfortably do the things that I need and want to. I think the best part about it is being able to understand who people are. I am living with my American companion, a Peruvian, and an Ecuadorian and the conversations […]

My new companion and I worked like crazy this week. His name, Elder Barney, is easy for people to pronounce because they all know the children’s TV show about the purple dinosaur. He’s from California and has been on his mission a month and a half longer than I have. We’re both pretty new, which is putting our Spanish knowledge to the test. It’s Carnaval, which is basically just a big festival to celebrate the things of the world and get as drunk as possible. It’s not had a huge impact on us, just that we’ve had to steer clear of the main road where all of the partying is happening.  Thanks for your love […]

There’s a big change in Tartagal! Elder Gibbs left this morning to go work in a different area. My new companion, Elder Barney, gets here this evening. We’ll be here together until at least the end of March. The heat continues. A couple of days this week, it was so hot that we had to stop walking every couple of blocks and drink water in the shade so our heart rates could go down. There are a lot of problems with the water in the region I am in right now. The water supply gets cut to whole neighborhoods during most of the day because there just isn’t water to keep it running. The family […]

This week we had more excitement in the sketchy drug neighborhood. Saturday afternoon, the guy who we’re pretty sure is the main drug dealer told us that if we ever wanted to go into the most dangerous part of the neighborhood, that he would be happy to go with us to keep us safe. It’s super interesting to watch the superstition that even people who are only casually religious have about “the Jesus people ”. The next day we were passing by the houses of a couple of friends to help them get to church. We were waiting outside of one house and saw a guy buy cocaine from the house next door that we […]

This was a pretty normal week. We worked a lot with other missionaries. The elders who we report to came to spend the day with us on Wednesday. During one lesson in a sketchy drug neighborhood, we watched a guy snort a line of cocaine off of the table in his front yard. Later, that same guy tried sneaking up on us through the chest-high bushes, presumably to try and rob us. Because he was high out of his mind, I just turned around and watched him trying to hide while my companion finished the lesson. The next day, we went to visit the elders in the town south of us. During lunch, we had […]

The promised excitement from last week is that we got to travel to the provincial capital of Salta to do my residency paperwork. We got on a bus early on Monday morning, waited in line at a government building, signed some papers, and had the rest of the day to roam around in Salta and play tourists. We had a great lunch at McDonald’s. My mind was blown that while we’re up here in almost Bolivia without clean drinking water, there are missionaries who can just go to McDonald’s for lunch every week. The next day, we got up early again and waited in a migration office for 4 hours to sign 3 papers and […]

It’s been another exciting week of dealing with extremely inconvenient problems. The best one this week has to do with our drinking water. The water in Northern Salta is super unhealthy. When I first got here, we had to buy 8-liter jugs of water and carry them back to the house a couple of time a week. Then, the mission office set up a water delivery every week with a water company. Even with the water deliveries, there were still a lot of problems. The worst part of all of this unfolded on Thursday when we found mosquito larvae swimming in the jug that we’d all been drinking from. We got sick for about a […]

First, the obligatory: Happy New Year!  I had a great New Year’s Eve. We had a pretty regular Sunday with our main meetings in the morning and 4 hours of planning visits and lessons for the week in the afternoon. In the evening we went to the house of the district president, the person in charge of several of the local congregations. We enjoyed our extended curfew and had a nice dinner of traditional New Year’s food. I don’t know what it was, but it tasted good. It’s also a tradition to wear white on New Year’s Eve, so we were conveniently well dressed in our white shirts. We got to baptize our friend Milton! […]

¡Feliz Navidad! It’s very hot here and there is no snow, although from what I hear, it’s hot and there is also no snow in Idaho, so I’m not missing much. Here, Christmas is celebrated the night of Christmas Eve with a large party that typically starts around 11 or so. Our curfew got extended until 10 last night so that we could “party” a little bit. We were at a member’s house just long enough for me to eat some pizza and break a glass. When I went to bed around 11, the neighbors were just starting their party. When I woke up at 7, they were still partying. Normally we don’t eat lunch […]